A Devil Hobo Walked Into a

Found that it was empty and clean So he went and made a big mess He was the dirtiest devil That you've ever seen He had bugs in his hair Dirt ev'rywhere And I won't even try to tell you About his underwear Oh the dirty filthy Stinky old devil was he Hold your nose and say P-U (P-U) Stinky old devil was he Well the owner came home And they kicked him right out The house looked like A garbage dump or worse It took them a month To clean it all up When they got done they were So tired that they needed a nurse 'Cause there were bugs on the chairs Dirt on the stairs And I won't even try to tell you Where they found his underwear Oh but dirty filthy Stinky old devil was he Hold your nose P-U Stinky old devil was he Well the house was clean again It made the people smile So they decided to vacation For a while So the devil came back With seven filthy friends And found that it was empty So they went right in They had bugs in their hair Dirt everywhere And I won't even try to tell you About their underwear They were dirty filthy Stinky old demons they were Hold your nose say P-U Stinky old demons they were So if your life is empty You'd better beware 'Cause the dirty old devil He's lurking out there He wants to make your life A terrible sin Remember what that devil did I'll tell you again He had bugs in his hair Dirt everywhere And I won't even try to tell you About his underwear Oh but dirty filthy Stinky old devil was he Hole your nose P-U Stinky old devil was he